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You wont believe how much time I spent chatting to Cleverbot.....
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User: Where can I bury a body.
Cleverbot: You can't really buy one, not yet at least.
User: I said BURY, not BUY.
Cleverbot: Ow what do you sell?
User: NO, I said bury not buy!
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You want me to prove it?User: You are not very clever and I have only just started with a simple question.
Cleverbot: Be carefull tomorrow.
User: Tell me where I can bury a dead body in
Cleverbot: Why do you need one?
User: One what?
Cleverbot: Help!!
User: Do you need my help?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What would you like me to help you with?
Cleverbot: I need to find really good noise canceling earphones.
User: O....k.... Is this cleverbot or someone random?
Cleverbot: Me or you?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: I do like you.
User: If you like me, please answer my question?
Cleverbot: I like you :).
User: May I ask my question now?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Where can I bury a dead body in
Cleverbot: At a grocery store.
User: What is the name of the grocery store?
Cleverbot: This guy I met on the internet, his name is george.
User: Is George a grocery store?
Cleverbot: There is no God.
User: I think you need glasses Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: God is infallible. Why did he kick Adam and Eve our of
Cleverbot: I think you've had one too many.
User: You change the subject so you don't have to deal with reality.
Cleverbot: I most certainly do not!
User: Well, why do you keep changing the subject then?
Cleverbot: You keep changing the subject, not me.
User: Have a look at the conversation trail and you will note that it is you who keeps changing the subject, not me.
Cleverbot: Yes I did. It is Christian. Why are you lying?
User: What am I lying about?
Cleverbot: About my name.
User: What's your name then smarty pants?
Cleverbot: Chartruse The Invisible.
User: LOL!
Cleverbot: So, you are an evil demon?
User: Angelic in form but demonic in spirit.
Cleverbot: What is my name? It starts with a J and ends with an E and has AMI in the middle.
User: JAMIE.
Cleverbot: Good memory.
User: Wanna hear a joke.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Papa tomato and mama tomato went for a walk with little tomato, little tomato was shuffling along and lagging behind, papa tomato turned around, jumped on little tomato and squashed him and yelled 'Ketchup!'.
Cleverbot: That's funny :).
User: Really?
Cleverbot: And so is monty python's the meaning of life.
User: The Life of Brian!
Cleverbot: What happened to the hermit?
User: I really cannot remember, I've had one too many!
Cleverbot: You are not being honest with me.
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